All North Koreans Must Have Kim Jong-Un’s Haircut

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has enacted a new order: all North Korean men must have Kim’s “Dear Leader” haircut.

Bizarre as it may seem, the Korea Times on Tuesday reported that the new edict went into effect in the capital of Pyongyang two weeks ago, and is now being enforced nation-wide.

Another former Pyongyang resident now living in China noted “until the mid-2000s, we called it the ‘Chinese smuggler haircut,'” adding that the haircut was shunned until Kim began popularizing it.