Namibia Still Pays Pretoria for Permission to Breathe

Here in the ‘Land of the Brave’, we pride ourselves in our hard-won uhuru, but still can’t even visit the toilet without checking if South Africa has approved the two-ply.

It’s 2026, and we are still playing the ultimate game of follow-my-leader with a neighbour whose house is literally in the middle of voluntary liquidation.

Look at uncle Cyril Ramaphosa down south.

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